Why is it so difficult to find young female lovers in Michigan that are willing to go sailing?

Question

I own a sailboat on Lake Huron and need a young lady to be my "Friend with benefits". I'm tired of the teenager girls that throw themselves at us older men with boats every time we enter a marina. Aren't there any 20's something women that like to sail?

Answer 1

i like sailing :]

haha

Answer 2

There tired of being told to give it up or swim.

Answer 3

Maybe you should look in a mirror?

Answer 4

HA HA JS hit this one on the head! Man, find yourself a sorority bag and brag about your money and your "boat" and you'll find one taker. The world is filled with girl who just want status buddy, but I expect you know that already if you are bragging about teenagers throwing themselves at you. I also expect you don't care if they like sailing... just if they can raise your dirty old main sail to anything but the port side.

Answer 5

No, they too busy doing something worthwhile

Answer 6

I think that guy 'BOB' has good luck, maybe you should start using ENZYTE too!

Answer 7

sir, your name is beaver69eater................and I would guess that most women that older than teenagers are trying to form real relationships rather than friends with benefits.

Answer 8

I share your problem. I own an airplane. It seems women are more interested in traveling in a pickup truck with a redneck.

Happy sailing

Answer 9

Im a 22 yr old 'young lady' as you put it, from MI and I love sailing, but I don't want a weird old geezery friend with benefits. Most girls my age that go for guys your age are gold diggers..so good luck on that.

Answer 10

Maybe it is the way you ask the question......

Yikes, you sound creepy, dude...

lol

Answer 11

LOL! Michigan's dirty little secret.

Answer 12

Maybe you should find a woman your own age. Your tired of teenagers throwing themselves at you and 20 something girls are tired of older men throwing themselves at us. Not to mention you sound creepy and I don’t think any woman is going to trap herself on a sail boat with you. I’m Stop bragging, date someone your own age and try to be less creepy. Good luck with that.

Answer 13

first problem:  you're in Michigan, so 20-somethings have already married a couple of times and have lots of kids.

second problem:  you're in Michigan

Answer 14

oh boohoo

Answer 15

They're all at home polishing their wooden legs and feeding the parrots on their shoulders.

Answer 16

Because they are too busy getting laid by guys that dont need to brag about themselves on Yahoo answers. Thats my guess. Oh yeah and guys that dont call themselves BeaverEaters. I have no problem finding 20' somthings in Sacramento. I guess you should try not being old and creepy.

Answer 17

First of all, If you are older and you are seeing younger girls, such as teenagers, then you are sick, just a sick man.  Second, you can't attract any perspective females in their 20's because as they have aged, they now realize that you are a pedophile.  s*x with minors is against the law!!!  Thank God us Michigan girls have our heads on straight!  I pity any girl whom you ever prayed on.  You are a sick sick man.  People like you are what make our society so unhealthy. Get help!

Answer 18

Just hire a hooker you pervert.  I'm sure if you're paying her, she'll do you on your sailboat.

Answer 19

Oh dear, not a young lover and don't live anywhere remotely near Michigan but would love to go sailing! '20 something' is older - really!!!!!!! Sorry!