Why is it that as I get older, the hair on my head diminishes yet my nose hair proliferates?

Question

Why is it that as I get older, the hair on my head diminishes yet my nose hair proliferates?

Answer 1

Maybe the diminishing hair on your head is caused from doing too many U-TURNS under the sheets.As for your nasal hairs you will just have to keep them trimed

Answer 2

It's one of life's great conundrums. Right up there with the Kennedy assassination.......

We've perfected our nose hair to grow out of our noses and over the crown of our heads - in a sort of a comb-over fashion. Bobby Charlton would be proud of us....

Nobody can tell the difference!

Answer 3

Have you checked your ears?

my lost hair seems to turn up in mine.

Answer 4

Just wait until it starts growing out of your ears too!

Answer 5

People think that mens hair falls out, but it falls through the head and out the nose