Why is it that in any body of water like lake, pond, reservoir etc why is there a half deflated football ?

Question

Theres always one floating near the sides, why? Or better yet a shopping trolley, wtf?!

Answer 1

Because people don't care about their environment and don't bother taking care of it like everyone should.

Answer 2

I have my own question.

Why do your questions make the sweet baby jeebus weep tears of blood?

This is a hackeneyed (look it up, sweetycheeks) and cliched train of thought. Though why on earth I expect more from a plodding knuckle dragger like yourself is beyond my realms of reasoning.

'It's liek, OMG, why do you always find one old shoe in the road? And who leaves used, dirty mattresses on run-down Council eststes? I mean wtf?'

Ugh.

Intelligence. You may want to try it.

And grammar is not your friend.

Answer 3

Half deflated balls float. Winds tend to move floating things close to one shore or the other. That explains why they are more often at the shore.

Shopping trolleys don't float. That explains why they do not move out to the middle.

But maybe you were looking for an explanation for their being in the lake in the first place? That is a bit more difficult to explain. No sane person would do that.

Answer 4

Shame isn't it? But why would anyone want to throw away a perfectly good football?

Answer 5

The deflated footballs are actually aliens in disguise. They are amphibians, so are seeking to make contact with all the  fish on Earth. They use highly advanced technology to disguise their space craft as shopping trolleys. The aliens are hoping to rouse the fish into global insurrection against us humans. Our only hope of survival is to eat more sardines and pee in the sea a lot. Act now and save the world!

Answer 6

Not always. Maybe sometimes in undesirable areas.

Answer 7

It's for the same reason there is always a half scorched childs' doll in the wreckage of plane crashes, in vomit, there is always tomato skins and carrots (even when you haven't eaten any for weeks) and there is always dog p**p next to the goalposts on council football pitches.... it just is.

Answer 8

Dont be such a pesimist.Its a half INFLATED football !!