Why is it that lions like to eat babies on weekdays?

Question

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Answer 1

The parents are at work and good baby sitters are so hard to find.

Answer 2

i don't really know the answer to this one. you've got me baffled. i'm thinking 'how does a lion know what day of the week it is'

Answer 3

@OP: Lions like to eat all things. Babies are things, even on weekdays. Thus, lions like to eat babies, even on weekdays.

@Elizabeth H: My dog knows when its Saturday. Lions > dogs. Ergo.

Answer 4

You see, a majority of babies are born on Saturday and Sunday and, if you weren't aware, babies should be eaten within five days, or they go bad. They taste much better, however, at 2-3 days old, rather than fresh out of the vag.

Hope this helps.

Answer 5

Well when babies go wild crying so then the lions get furious especially when the days they relax from work.