With the exception of extremely large, aggressive dogs (ie: the types of dogs that guard junk yards), I am not afraid of canines. When dogs are friendly, I enjoy petting and playing with them.
I had a dog growing up and recently adopted a Golden Retriever for the kids that I absolutely love.
So what baffles me is why whenever I dream about dogs, it's always something scary or perverted. For instance, last night I dreamed there was this adorable poodle with really sharp teeth that kept biting and scratching me. It really hurt. At first I tried to be nice to the dog, but it kept doing it, so I pushed it away with my foot. It ran back at me and started gnawing my ankle.
I also have had really f**ed up dreams in which a dog tried to rape me.
What the h*ll is wrong with me?
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