Why is my junk so antsy to get out of my pants today? ?

Question

J - Your mother came up with question for me...she is one NICE lady!

Answer 1

you wore pants today?

Answer 2

your probably to overactive, umm sexually

Answer 3

ants in your pants?

Answer 4

Gosh, like wow, you must be like 13.  Your so immature and this is like the dumbest question I've ever seen.  Grow up dude.

(No seriously, bring Elvis over. NOW!)

Answer 5

If you reckon it's junk, you might as well keep it locked up.

Answer 6

Dude, you're freakin me out, stop it already!

Answer 7

Junk?  How old are you?  Does your mom know you are asking these questions?

Answer 8

I should block you for wearing pants. Get under my desk and beg for forgiveness

Answer 9

because you're hot for Mario Lopez

Answer 10

It's afraid of spiders

Answer 11

Yeah, what Richard said.  You have to wash EVERY day, sugar.

Answer 12

'Cause it's trash day and they'll be there any minute?

Answer 13

Because it's looking for me...haha

Answer 14

Don't ask YA will delete.

Answer 15

Staring at Cowbell's avatar again?

Answer 16

....hormones, agent 12

get used to it..

Answer 17

Keep the mouse in his house until Monday, okay? I don't want any sloppy seconds on my birthday.  

Answer 18

Mmmmm...me thinks me knows....but I am shutting the trap on that....

Answer 19

You Didn't know?

It has a High Noon Show down with Chuck Norris.

He wants to settle things once & for all

Who is the King ....er .... er .... Crock really is!!