Why is my mother-in-law such a pain in the a.rse?

Question

Why is my mother-in-law such a pain in the a.rse?

Answer 1

My mother in law was so mean, whenever she visited our rundown marital home, the mice used to throw themselves onto the traps. And she was so fat, when she jumped in a swimming pool, all the water jumped out.

Someone once asked me why her husband, a fit and healthy man, had died before she had. Because he WANTED TO, was the only explanation I could come up with.

As he told me on their twenty fifth wedding anniversary, if he'd murdered the ***** he would have been a free man fourteen years ago.

Just the same, I offered to pay for her to go hang-gliding. Even offered to tie the noose round her neck.

Answer 2

Because she is your mother in law, its what they do

Answer 3

Why don't you tell us a few stories?

Maybe she thinks you are a pain!

But,yes,it very often follows that mothers -in-law are pains in the bum. That's the way it is.

It's what you do with it that counts!

Answer 4

its in thier nature

Answer 5

It's part of the job description. You can't be one without it!

Answer 6

i like the way you put it in reptiles :)

Answer 7

maybe because you're boinking her daughter?

Answer 8

Tye it up, gag it & put a paper bag over it's head

Answer 9

maybe thats just her personality..unless shes just targeting you out. If she is just be like "what have i done to you  to make u hate me so much" if you guys cant work it out without  her being a ***** the f-her. You shouldnt have to kiss her *** just so she will like u.

Answer 10

they pretty much all are, sorry thats life!