Why is my neighbor trying to steal my lawn gnomes?

Question

Every morning they are in his front yard, and I have to put them back in mine. He denies it, but the gnomes tell me he is lieing.

Answer 1

hahaha, I'm sorry but that is funny .... Video tape him, when you ask him why he is stealing your gnomes and he tells you he isn't show him the type.... If he continues to do so, call the police  

Answer 2

Perhaps the gnomes like his yard better.  You might want to try fertilizing your grass more, I've heard gnomes like a nice healthy lawn.

Answer 3

Well, it is very wise to trust your gnomes. They are honest folk. I feel strongly that your neighbor has a sexual attraction to your dog, and this is his way of deterring your attention away from your beloved pooch. Please keep a close eye on your neighbor and keep your dog and gnomes out of your neighbors evil hands

Answer 4

kick him in the nuts.

if you dont like him anyway

also steal something in his garden and when he asks why deny it