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Why is my private member 9 inches long?

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I'm not complaining but my joystick is 9 inches and the average is 5 inches. Plus I'm only 5'6 tall.

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Its because you measured it with the wrong side of the ruler
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Your private member is 9 inches long but in public it is about 4 1/2 inches short.
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you probably used centimeters not inches.
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dude some guys are just bigger. im 8 and only 15 so just be glad
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What, pray tell, is your question?

Sounds more like you're bragging than complaining.
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thats not a question you dushe! stop braggin cause its kind of g*y that u said that on the internet
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just be glad
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Maybe there's something wrong with your ruler.
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you are just blessed
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maybe you are an alien :P

but seriously your fine
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