Why is " Waldo " hiding?

Question

Why is " Waldo " hiding?

Answer 1

So other people can take pictures of him in oddly crowded areas and then make books so he can make money.

Because he owes me money.

I bought him a muffin quite some time ago.

d**n Waldo is a bajillion heir and has yet to give me $2.75.

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Answer 2

just think of those huge crowds he hides in as metaphorical closets

Answer 3

He's not actually hiding.

it's just that-

With so many people emulating him, it's hard to spot the real deal among all the wannabes.

Answer 4

Because he is stoned and paranoid.

Answer 5

So people with nothing to do except ask silly questions on Y! A have another way to occupy themselves.  : )

Answer 6

With a name like Waldo...he's gonna get his a** kicked.  You'd hide,too, if you had a name like that. (Not to mention the striped sweater and glasses).