Why is that bottle of wine taunting me so?

Question

Should i teach it a lesson?...

Answer 1

I fear it wants you to teach it a lesson.Hmmm....i fear you want to teach it a lesson.However i`m not about to offer a lecture on alcohol limitation today.Methinks it would be a tad hypocritical.

P.s. You got ANOTHER stalker? I.....i....feel so used!x

Answer 2

spank that bottle

Answer 3

  

Hello poppy ,

  qousqous: suck. real hard.

Failed. Besides, I've always been advised that you weren't supposed to suck.

Are you trying to open a bottle ?

Good luck Hun ..... x

Answer 4

I already answered this Q; read yer messages

Edit: Stalker boy?? You wish, gorgeous!

Answer 5

Give it h**l!

Answer 6

just drink the f****r and have done with it, I am. Serves them all right in my opinion.  

Answer 7

Im having one now !

Answer 8

Ive already succumed to my bottle of red...  

Answer 9

Oh just drink it, you know you want to, bums up!!!!!

Answer 10

Oh yes, teach it a lesson it will never forget. Show it you mean business and don't give in until it begs for mercy. If you don't feel you're up to it, send it to me and i'll give it a serious talking to.

Answer 11

maybe its you taunting the wine...why must you be so irresistible?

Answer 12

give it a good one!

Answer 13

hahaha lmao this is the funniest question/set of answers ever

there is usually at least one person that's like "your an alcoholic don't do anything" hahaah