Why is the Denver police department buying 400 subwoofers for the Democratic National Convention?

Question

And....what's a brown note?

Answer 1

Rap music for the masses. Comrade.

Answer 2

They probably have LOADS of govt funds to waste...

Answer 3

Second question first.  The "brown note" is a mythical low freqeuncy sound that is supposed to cause people to get uncontrolable diarrhea.  Experimentation proves it doesn't exist.

As for the 400 subwoofers, I don't know.  Maybe to announce instructions to a large crowd if one happens to gather?

Answer 4

Conflict of interest. I am sure conservative taxpayers don't agree with having their own money used against them.

Answer 5

So everyone can hear the messiah when he speaks to the implanted crowd at the Demoratic National Cowvention.