Why is the Republican Convention unfolding like sweeps week for Jerry Springer? Spiritually speaking?

Question

Why is the Republican Convention unfolding like sweeps week for Jerry Springer? Spiritually speaking?

Answer 1

Nothing says "Family Values" to me like watching McCain shake the teen babydaddys hand at the airport.

Answer 2

At this rate, Jerry Springer himself should run as VP. He seems more qualified and the White House is becoming more like a trailer anyways.

Answer 3

Oh...  are they still making speeches?

Answer 4

It's following a similar format to the process of the DNC.  The conventions always build up to the candidate speaking on the last night.  

Comparing it to Jerry Springer is just stupid, unless you also compare the DNC the same way.