Why is the YA scribe taking a three day lunch?

Question

I smell a rat. Oh, there it is. Hi, ratty!

Answer 1

That happened to all of my accounts, once. I had to make about 5 new accounts just to feel whole again. I was sad. I probably would have been just as disoriented as you were when you posted this question in fast food.

Answer 2

It's not a rat...

That's my new Men's Cologne...it's called...

"Sir Stuart Little..."

You like?

Answer 3

The YA scribe is currently vacationing on the sunny beaches of San Juan, Los Lobo's, New Guinea.

Answer 4

I don't know, I've been trying to post my question everyday for the past three days.