Why is the bigfoot DNA 96% opossum?

Question

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080815/sc_nm/bigfoot_dc_1

Answer 1

Well its definately not a hoax. If it was a hoax they would have not turned over the whole body like they did yesterday. They would have just taken pictures then tossed the body.

Theres people saying that there is a Halloween constume that looks just like Bigfoot carcass. I have seen the costume and it does look like what the two men found. I can gaurantee the costume is not 7 feet and 7 inches tall and weighs 550 pounds though.

The first DNA result came back as "inconclusive." The second came back as Human and the third came back as 2% Human and 96% Possum. They had taken DNA from the intestines when it came out a Possum so the creature is either related or had eaten a Possum. It had most likely eaten a Possum though. If we were to eat a hamburger and someone were to do DNA testing on the inside of our intestines then it would come back as cow.

Answer 2

Well, the 'expert' bigfoot guy said it was because bigfoot had probably eaten a possum.

So I guess that means if we eat a hamburger, that makes our DNA change to cow DNA...

Not only is this a hoax, that guy couldn't pass a third grade science class.

Answer 3

Maybe it's some kind of mutation.

Answer 4

So he can get some rest.

Answer 5

because he is mostly opossum

the ither is fish!

yeh thats right

he is a merr-opossum!

Answer 6

Those guys who are hoaxing big foot should get busted for animal cruelty and tossing a bunch of dead animals together. That's not fair for the animals who got slaughtered just so they can make cash off of it! !

Answer 7

d**n. I had $20 on it being beaver!

Answer 8

I'm guessing it's a blasphemous affair between a male human and (an abused!) female opposum.

Hmmm.  Given the size difference, perhaps it's the other way around.

Answer 9

tough break

Answer 10

cause he just hangs around

Answer 11

You are what you eat.