Why is there a p***s on my dunny?

Question

If you dont know dunnys are small items made in japan and china and i ordered one recently. They are aimed at 14 yr olds and up. It is just a harmless toy, so why oh why is there a small white p***s painted on it. If any one knows about dunnys its a french secret lab one. Thanks ten points for best explanation on WHY IS THERE A NOB ON A TOY?!

Answer 1

LMAO. They're trying to make it realistic!

Answer 2

There was a cabbage patch and some magic dust, but that really didn't produce the results we were after.

The dunny's were unhappy and frustrated, so they organised a union and forced the company to solve the problem by adding anatomically correct accessories. Morale is at an all time high in dunny-ville.

The dunny manufacturing people are not paid enough and yours was produced on the Friday night shift. Much like date codes on cars, you probably should avoid the ones built on Friday and Saturday nights as quality control is a bit lax.

The small apendage gives 14 year old boys world wide confidence that thiers is huge and they will score with all the hot chicks as soon as they muster the courage to talk to one.