Why is this man so sad?

Question

Two friends meet in the street. One looked forlorn and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?"

The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."

"That's not bad."

"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."

"I'd like that."

"Last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million."

"The how come you look so glum?"

"This week - nothing!"

Answer 1

That is funny, Down side............my luck Id get hit by a car and have a cool mill in Dr bills.lol

Answer 2

lol now that's funny

Answer 3

Life´s all about luck. Some have good luck and others......

This guy, down in the dumps, was lamenting to the bartender that he met his wife in a brothel.

"You shouldn't be so unhappy about it," the barkeep said, "it's actually really romantic."

"Oh, yeah?" responded the man. "Well, I thought she was home taking care of the kids and she thought I was bowling, and to clinch it all, the Madame wouldn't give me my money back and refused to give me another girl."

Answer 4

lol

that was funny

Answer 5

hehehhehe... my preciousss my preciouss greedyyy :p

Answer 6

LOL

thats funny and sad.

Answer 7

haha ! Oh my how greedy !!!! :)

Answer 8

Not one of your better ones, but I know you enough to know they're not all like that *star*

Answer 9

LOL

Answer 10

You just gave away the answer...how fun...

Answer 11

Cooool!! Cool joke, Saint!

You always have the best jokes in your pockets. Keep rocking!

At first I felt like giving you a thousand stars, but then I was afaid as it is not possible, so here is a star for you, my dear friend!

Have a good day!

Regards

Amal

Answer 12

Thank you.

I needed the laugh.

Answer 13

nice

hahaha

keep posting more joeks like that!