Why isn't Chuck Norris king?

Question

I mean, he can drown a fish, and there is a disclaimer in the back of the Guiness Book Of world Records that says "All the records in this book are held by Chuck Norris, these other people are the only ones who have ever come close." When will we learn to respect the Chuck?

Answer 1

Wait a minute here.....I thought Chuck Norris was dead.  If he isn't dead, than he has as much right as anyone else to be a king.

Answer 2

dude..

chucky is ugly.

he was on a show, thats all.

no biggie.

hes an old d**k that need to go get botox.

Answer 3

How can he be a king when he's too busy being the Emperor?

Answer 4

Why be king when he has his way with the queen whenever he likes?  No woman, queen or not, can resist the rugged good looks of the Chuck.

Answer 5

Don't talk about Mr. Norris like that. If he wanted to be king, he would be.

Answer 6

anybody can drown a fish. all you had to do was block its gills. Chuck Norris is not a god, much less a king.

Answer 7

I lie awake wondering that myself,please keep me posted

Answer 8

Who said he isn't?  See - no one will answer.  Anyone that says he isn't no longer breathes.

Answer 9

Because he's not in line to the British throne.

Answer 10

You mean....he ISN'T???!!....*walking away hanging head with a boo-boo lip*

Answer 11

Because we already have a King...King George...

Answer 12

I don't get it either. Who wouldn't want a man who eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder to run their country? Maybe he should be king of china, every year on his birthday, he kicks a random child into the sun, that would help with their population problem...