Why isn't James Randi on "Dancing With The Stars"?

Question

Why isn't James Randi on "Dancing With The Stars"?

Answer 1

Wouldn't he already know if he was the winner?

What competition would that be?

Answer 2

Because you have to be star to be on the show as one.

Or you could be a professional dancer that instructs and dances with the stars. Randi is neither.

Although, "Dancing with Magicians" could well be the next Fox reality show.

Answer 3

The last thing I ever want to see: James Randi in sequins.

Answer 4

to be on dancing with the stars, you either need to be a celebrity or have some form of talent. I guess that answers it.

Maybe q***r eye  would be a good show for him. The fab five could scare the pants off him.

Answer 5

Have you seen Randi dance????????????

Answer 6

OK, I give up. tell us. Why?

Answer 7

I'm  skeptical of his dancing abilities.