Why isn't cow pie throwing an olympic sport?

Question

Why isn't cow pie throwing an olympic sport?

Answer 1

I have wondered this same thing for years!!!

Answer 2

Eh, because some countries are so poor they can't afford to be wasting and throwing food away. If they have a cow pie, they would rather eat it.

Answer 3

It already is in the hills of Kentucky, the Appalachia Olympics complete with chawin tobacco spittin' contest and much much more

Answer 4

isnt that what curling is?

Answer 5

because its just not

Answer 6

I think that the olympics will eventually evolve to include new events but I think that "cow pie toss" will be a long tim coming.

I think that there would be more excitement if athletes finishing out of the medals were tasered. I guarantee you would see some real effort out there if the losers got 10,000 volts.  

Answer 7

Because they already throw enough of that around in the political arena.

Answer 8

So should cow pie bingo!

Answer 9

did you not see it when that dude threw his bronze medal down? i think he has started the trend of the sport you mentioned

Answer 10

I don't even know what that is!

Answer 11

because accidentally they wouldn't want to feed the crowd ... some of those folks might not be able to withstand the sugar shock of it all.

Cherry Cow pie has 23,963 Calories.

Answer 12

Because it's unsanitary

Answer 13

I wish they are have something like an obstacle course event in the Olympics, much like Ninja Warrior. It would be so much more fun.

Answer 14

It should be, along with tipping over outhouses...

Answer 15

Ya, what's up with that. And don't forget that, that's where the magic mushrooms grow. Pop a mushroom and throw that cow pie. What an event that would be. LMFAO