Why isn't my wife walking right after our first week of marriage?

Question

In New Zealand

Answer 1

Her legs are tired from trying to run away frorm you

Answer 2

I'm guessing you have not told her about the goat yet, have you?

Answer 3

perheps there is poo in her pants.

Answer 4

Aww happy one week...looks like your marriage lasted longer than mine did.

Answer 5

Papa give Her another week or two then She will. In New Zealand

Answer 6

You Studmuffin you

Answer 7

Don't act like I didn't warn you.  I used to be a good girl.

Happy one week.

Answer 8

Good Lord papa,did you make her ride the horse constantly?

Answer 9

blowin smoke again don? unless you beat her with a stick ,its not anything you've done.. a woman can lay down and have a 12lb. baby ,i realy don't think that was a good question<>IS<>

Answer 10

You gotta take it easy, she's not a sheep for crying out loud!