Why men are never Depressed ~ dont you agree? ?

Question

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple

creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding

plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You

can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white

T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car

mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have

to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too

icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a

bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress

$5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're

talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about

tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.. You can open

all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of

thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still

be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are

more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You

are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face

stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe

decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes

-- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your

legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have

freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25

minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Answer 1

    ;P

u hit it there: spot on.

sorry i havent answerted to any of ur jks. lack of internet access over the past 2 months (and u wernt posting jokes for some time).

As for ur other jokes: they were great, thanks for entertaining all of us.

Answer 2

i agree men have everything they want because they are such simple creatures as you state thanks for this it made me laugh myself to tears

Answer 3

hit the nail on the head

Answer 4

ha ha ha ha~~~!!!!

proud to be a man ~!~!!!!and we r soo happy coz we dont restrict ourselves now if u too want to be happier why dont u be like men ~~!!now read ur own statements and compare it by urself~~!!! i know i know this is exactly i always get slapped so often~~!!!

Answer 5

you are so right, but some things are worse for men:

they need to shave every day

they are horny non-stop when they are a teenager

they think their willy is too small, even if it is a normal size

most of them get bold and envy the few men who don´t

they HAVE to have a good career or are not respected

they can´t cry in public

most of them need to work hard to get a girl, looks are not enough

if they don´t have a partner they have nobody to talk about their feelings

Answer 6

Absolutely agree with that. A man once bought his wife a tombstone as a birthday present. It read : 'My wife - Cold as ever' so to get him back she also got him a tombstone reading : 'My husband - Stiff at last'

Heres an old people joke:

A general store owner hired a young female clerk with a penchant for wearing very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk, and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread he had a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man said politely. The clerk nodded and climbed up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man, standing almost directly beneath her, was provided with an excellent view, just as he had surmised he would be.

When she descended the ladder he muses that he really should get 2 loaves, as he was having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers noticed what was going on. Thinking quickly, he quickly requested his own loaf of raisin bread so that he could continue to enjoy the view.

With each trip up the ladder the young lady seemed to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon each person was asking for raisin bread, just to see the the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk was tired and irritated and thinking that she was really going to have to try this raisin bread for herself.

Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stopped and fumed, glaring at the men standing below. She noticed an elderly man standing amongst the throng staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip she yelled, "Is yours raisin too?"

"No," croaked the feeble old man... "But it's startin' to twitch.

Answer 7

Men are happier may not be true enough. The will also get depressed to some extent but they never reveal