Why men think with their head & women with their heart -What is your view on this (Males vs. Females)!?

Question

When girls don't put out!!

This was written by a guy ... it's pretty d**n smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all

dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having s*x tonight either....but at least that ***** knows I'm smarter than her.

Answer 1

LOL

Well, fact is, when deciding to spend your life with someone, women chose a man that they can bear to live with, while men choose a woman they can't live without.

Answer 2

that story is a joke thats been floating round tinternet for ages, dont steal someone elses wit!

and men dont think with their heads, they think with their d**ks!

Answer 3

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL Ha ha ha ha ROTFL ouch ROTFL !!!!!!

Answer 4

That shows an immature man.  

But there are mature men, and immature women.

Head and heart can go together.

Answer 5

lmao

Answer 6

Welcome to the club, you hairy-arsed dimwit.

Answer 7

Ha Ha! that would have been a good story if completely made up...its really funny! But you can't assume that all women think with their hearts and all men with their heads! (in fact many would think that you were thinking with something else if you catch me drift ;)

Each person is different and its wrong for you to make such generalisations and nobody thinks solely with one...

Perhaps if you had considered better what your gf was feeling when she said she didn't want to sleep with you that evening, you have obviously failed to make her feel that she is anything but an object for your own sexual pleasure and then you enforce this belief when you ridicule and show complete lack of respect for her in a department store. lol but why doesn't she buy her own clothes and jewlery? does she depend on you completely finacially?

The best way to ensure that you don't hear those words that 'every bf on the planet dreads to hear' is by showing that you love her in small, sweet ways...but any man that thinks with his head would already know this cupcake ;)

Take Care

Chrystal

P.S I really love this story! I don't think any guy in his right mind (unless he wanted to finish with her) would actually do this!!!

Answer 8

Nature and nurture.

I quit trying to understand women. I just try to understand each individual as I am with him/her.

Generalizations can be dangerous.

Judy? Did you bump your head, luv?

Answer 9

love the joke....thanks

Answer 10

men never think whit the head that is on there shoulders if you know what i mean. that is how it has always been. women grow up earlier and develop emotions. men don't till they are in there late 30s. and then loos it when they hit there 50s. there is no easy way to say this. enjoy what you can wile you can.