Why must I be cursed to be the only passenger of the ship of Reason, in the sea of Idiocy and Stupidity?

Question

Why must I be cursed to be the only passenger of the ship of Reason, in the sea of Idiocy and Stupidity?

Answer 1

Delusion, it gets 'em all the time.

Answer 2

Just lucky, I guess!

Answer 3

Yes it's a shame you can't share your tremendous wealth of knowledge.

Answer 4

And the ship  and sea being metaphors for...?

Answer 5

because its a small boat, stupid! haha :P

Answer 6

shut up.

Answer 7

Hey, nobody forced you to come on yahoo answers. ;)