Why must it be this way?

Question

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.

Answer 1

Loved it. 1000 points for the Marines. And a Star for you. Along with my salute of course.

Answer 2

That is so funny i love it

Answer 3

All Marines are latent homosexuals..........just kidding

GO ARMY!!!!!!!

Answer 4

Hilarious. :)  

Answer 5

LOL....

its always about ECONOMICS!!!!  the stronger will always try and bully their way into the land of the weaker and take what they can from them and enslave them in the process....

the religious splits generally are based on the resentment of paying taxes to some potentate in a distant land i.e. "the Reformation" or the split of the "Southern" Baptist from their northern brethren cuz of slavery issue etc etc

Answer 6

now that is kick @$$!

OOH-RAAH Marine Core!

Answer 7

Thanks for the laugh! It's because of so many wonderful men and women from this country who give so much for us! Thank you all.

Answer 8

lol that was awesome. i was reading this thinking  " wtf those guys are *****. " , then while a was taking a drink i read the last sentence.

i have gatorade all over my keyboard now.....

Answer 9

This may not have been true, but I loved it!  Many in my family have been Marines, I am so proud of our Marines, they are each & everyone, my heros!

Answer 10

Oh, probably the same reason the prisoners at Gitmo regularly throw their excrement at the prison guards.   Hate is a great driver of people and a more honest emotion than love, respect, etc.