Why my breath smell like bird's poo

Question

Why my breath smell like bird's poo

i work as a night time rentacop, i ride my bike around a park area with lots o trees. and at nightime, thousands of crows hide in the trees and you see all these white dots on the ground... they're bird's poo

and then when I get off work i smell my breath and it is horrible it smells exactly like the birds poo

Answer 1

bird poo breath? :O

buy 1235353689356934598259 bottles of listerine..please! just kidding!!

just brush your teeth&use mouthwash!

Answer 2

maybe your breath is fine and the bird p**p smell is just flooding your sinuses. (over-exposure). besides brushing, flossing and mouth wash try sucking on strong hard sugar-free breathmints, especially when passing the dreaded excrement.

Answer 3

Have you been l*****g the bird poo off the ground? What about the doggy chocolate? That too?? How about the royal jelly, I bet that tastes wild, xx

Answer 4

My breath is so bad it could knock a maggot off a garbage truck.

Answer 5

Bad breath is caused by your stomach so you are obviously intolerant to something you're eating. Instead of masking the smell like others have suggested you need to find the route cause and change your diet.

Answer 6

Try flossing your teeth and brushing for 7-10 minutes. Brush your tounge and stay away from garlic and onions.