Why my used panties are stolen in the new place?

Question

Every time I moved to a new place without hook-up washer & dryer, I have lost many panties in the laundry room of the apartment. Each robber stole only a net filled with my panties. Thank you for stealing my dirty panties...& giving me chances to buy new panties...

Answer 1

Sounds like you may have a stalker.  Or it's just kids.

Wash undies in the bathroom sink with Woolite if they're a fave.

Answer 2

I swear it wasn't me!