Why my wife hit me with a frying pan?

Question

After I had LAYED THE SMACKDOWN and created a willing slave of my wife through through my super-human love making abilities, she began to......speak. I told her to please shut up and go make me some pancakes with raisins on top, then she left to make them. Well, me be the king of the jungle that I am, I turned on the tv to see the football game. All of the sudden she ran back into the bedroom and clocked me in the side of the forehead with a frying skillet. When I go to work, my buddies and customers laugh at my knot. How wrong and insensitive is my wife?

Answer 1

your lucky thats all she hit you with

Answer 2

LMAO

Answer 3

You wish you were the king of the jungle. You deserved the frying pan.

Answer 4

what ...

oh poor guy...(not)...

maybe if you made pancakes for her she wouldn't have hit you...

anyway she ain't no slave.....

are you ever her slave....

Answer 5

Your a Troll.  I hope your "wife" makes a pot of hot grits and then "shares" them with you.

Answer 6

Guess the super human love making abilities didn't pay off huh?

I wonder how long it will be before she fries YOU in the pan??

Answer 7

omg fancy her wacking you with a skillet! she should have used the iron and when it had been on too. I really must talk to your  wife about her shoddy practises.I gues the old super-human love making ablilites weren't so slave creating after all.

Answer 8

your wife need attention and love..she isn't you maid to make you pancake..!!no really why men's order their wife????

Answer 9

Take your well deserved knock back into reality and examine your own behaviour. Go and calmly talk to your wife and let her know you were being a jerk but ask that next time she comes to you in the same manner without the pan.

Answer 10

You wife hit you with the skillet....Oh My God! My prayers are with you...man... teach me how to be patient..Does she watch wrestling...?  

Answer 11

Sounds Like You Need To Find A New Jane.

Wait...Is Jane Tarzan?

Oh Well.........

Answer 12

i like ur wife!! she could hav let u hav it right then & there but she even took the time to go find the frying pan!!

Answer 13

She doesn't like you.

Answer 14

1....gently take her by the arm

2....walk her out to the woodshed

3....sternly apply 1/8" thick work belt to rear end

4....walk her back to the house

5....she'll totally make you those pancakes and whatever else you desire....

Answer 15

HAHA It's so hard to find good help.. isnt it?

Answer 16

Well, you get what you ask for., don't you? Sounds like you are mean and hateful and you are lucky to have just gotten a skillet up side the head. If you were mine and you acted that way, I would tie your a$$ to the bed and beat you like a red headed step child. Now sir, that would be insensitive, wouldn't it?

Answer 17

She is sick of your attitude, you arent superior and she is just giving you a hint.  she wasnt wrong, it's called putting you in your place.  

Answer 18

I like blueberry pancakes

Answer 19

and another one bites the dust.  she should have hit you lower with the frying pan.

Answer 20

time to call "Tarzan" for help buddy!!!

Answer 21

You both need professional help.  I think you are WRONG for believing you have "created a willing slave" and being the "king of the jungle".  You need an attitude adjustment and your wife needs anger management counseling.