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Why r u making such a face.......!!???

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One morning, a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow, that is one ugly baby."

The woman was deeply hurt. She continued to get on to the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asked her, "What's wrong? You look mad."

She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."

"You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take his badge number and report him."

"You're right sir, I think I will report him."

The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you."

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According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all of the girls to the restroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how! difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of them. He took a long handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror. .............Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.

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  1. hahahahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa

    hahahahaha cool , good jokes!!!


  2. liked the one with the ugly baby

  3. I'm not sure if their funny or not, I don't get those two jokes... especially the first one...

  4. it is realy nice

    people always like to tease others  

    here is a incident that i know

    a man used to go walking with a dog .



    one day a man coming on opposite side asked him "why are you going walking with a monkey??".

    the man replied "its dog not a monkey"

    that man said "i was asking  the dog"!!!

    then the man said "ya ya dogs speak with dogs only"!!!!


  5. hahahehehoho!!!!!

    i just luved these two!!!

    keep it up!!!

  6. NIce jokes, but I have heard before many times, particularly first one.

  7. ha ha

    liked ur jokes

  8. good ones..!!!

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  9. ha ha ha ha~~!!!!!!

    those are fantastic~~!!!absolutely hilarious~~!!!!! lolzzzz

  10. IT WAS REALLY FUNNY

  11. so cute

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