Why should I be allowed to fly in a fighter jet?

Question

I am entering a competition to win a flight in a fighter jet.

I need to state in 50 words or less why I should win.

How do I adequately convey how badly I want to win this prize?

Each entry is judged on creativity and literary merit.

I only just found out about the competition (despite being addicted to the TV show it is being run in conjunction with) and entries close in 3 hours.

I can enter as many times as I want to.

Help me, please!!!

Answer 1

I'll be a very very good girl to anyone helpful to me to get into that plane.

pretty short pretty teasing

Answer 2

As long as you use the phrase "fighter jet" I hope you never get near one.

They're "fighters."  Period.

Answer 3

You should not put in a good entry, because if you do I won't win!

Answer 4

Tell them that they should break the mold and give the opportunity to a female. This has always traditionally a mans area. Let them know it will be the thrill of a lifetime for you and will make for better TV than some macho jock who is going to act like he does it every weekend just for fun