Why should you eat more gophers?

Question

Why should you eat more gophers?

Answer 1

Cause..it said in the book of Caddy shack Chapter 1: verse 12:

"Eat thyne goffers and you will prosper".

Answer 2

because you ran out of naked mole rats and are sick to death of hamsters!!!

Answer 3

HAVE you  ever  had a  gopher  BURGER?  thats why  we should  eat  more,  they  are so darn  good. I  like  cheese  on  mine.

Answer 4

Because I'm tried of prairie-dogging.

Answer 5

what the h**l r gophers....

Answer 6

Aren't Gophers those really old generic brand of twinkies?  Or those cupcake things?  You know... hostess.... you know what I'm talking about?  There is this REAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY long commercial for them on one of my movies.  Not sure which anymore since I have so many, but eh... what does it matter??

The real answer to ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL your problems is in this little bottle.  So join all the happy peppy people and go out and get a bottle of Vitameatvegemin tomorrow!  

Oops... I had Lucy on the mind.

Seriously though...  Gophers are good things.  They are yummy.  Like Twinkies.  I could eat a whole box of them in one sitting.  I love them things.  <3

And that my friends is why you should eat more Gophers.  BECAUSE I SAY YOU SHOULD!!!

*conquers world*

Answer 7

(' o ';)...that's evil! They're so cute. There's a little family living on the grassy field nearby my apartment.

Answer 8

SO U DON'T HAVE TO ASK ANYONE, TO "GO-FER" ANYTHING, FOR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

If for no other reason to lower the surplus gopher population.

Answer 10

why WOULD i