Why shouldn't I climb trees?

Question

I mean apart from the obvious reasons of bark stains on my suit, having to leave my briefcase at the bottom and Edinburgh having the GRUMPIEST Park Attendants in the Western Hemisphere...

Answer 1

cuz you might fall and go boom and you might squish the only  nice park attendant

Answer 2

Good heavens, I can't think why not. Healthy excercise, nice view from the top, eliminating the danger of having birds p**p on your head... plenty of reasons why you should be climbing trees. Plus, of course, the nice green shade of envy your fellow cub scouts will turn when you get that sought after tree climbing merit badge.

Answer 3

You should climb trees.  Throw off that suit, it's a symbol of oppression, climb trees, run naked in the park!  It's sunny and how often does that happen in Edinburgh!  Sing loudly, i'm a bear, i'm a bear!!! x

Answer 4

If you have prehensile feet then tell them all to get lost.

Answer 5

because it's dangerous and u should no better lol

Answer 6

lol uh perhaps cos u might fall like humpty dumpty did then i'm gonna have to com over and put the peices back together again lol just sit near a tree and eat a banana but watch out for the truck!

Answer 7

The better question would be, why should you climb trees.  Then I could give you hundreds of reasons.  I can't think of a single reason why not to climb them!!!

Answer 8

There's also the potential of you falling off and being killed on impact, as well as possible damage to the tree.

Answer 9

I am god of butterflies... Do I complain about it...? No...

Answer 10

Dude! I love climbing trees! I can hardly do it anymore though cuz I'm too heavy and the trees just bend over.

Answer 11

From bear to monkey??

Climbing trees has some advantages:

- You exercise and lose calories

-You have nice view of the plains.

- You can  be the first to choose fresh fruits.

- A Jane might fall in love with you.

Beware the cactus.....

"nevyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!  Come down the tree immediately!"

Your mom!

Answer 12

What???  Climb away!...Trees LOOOOVE attention & touch, they have as much fun as you do when you clamor about their branches!  Now, the birds & squirrels may not feel too thrilled, but if you are aware of what you are doing...respecting sprouts & nests, they will soon be softened to your presence.

If there are no fines for doing such, what is the worst they can do?  Ask you to please remove yourself? But you had a blast till then, huh?  And you gave a forest a smile for the day...they touch each other through their roots...all know & feel you there.

I bet you look pretty cute up a tree in a business suit...LOL