Why shouldn't I go down to the beach?

Question

Apart from it being dark. And a bit cold. And possibly populated by scary creatures?

OK let's change the question:

Anyone wanna go down to the beach tomorrow? Please come!

Answer 1

Tells us which beach and we will be there. Unless it is on the Firth oF Forth where raw sewage has been pumped into the sea recently.

Answer 2

Well, it all depends on which beach and at what time!  If it's the sun your after then the evening is not the best time to go - it is less crowded though!

If your looking for a nice 'blue Flag' beach then go to http://www.blueflag.org.uk/map.asp to check out what's good and what's not (I'd avoid the Firth of Forth, it'll be a bit wiffy at the minute).

Best beach by far though would be Studland Bay in Dorset and that would get my recommendation, I can't come down to the beach tomorrow though as I have to work - if you do get away then enjoy and 'slip, slap, slop' to avoid the big C.

Answer 3

Sure, preferably around school time, tell me when and where

;P

Answer 4

Oh i so want to go to the beach.  its finally warm and i wanna feel that salt water and smell the salty sandy air.  I would go tomorrow but i cant because i live 5 hours away.  have fun with out me (TEAR) oh and dont get a sunburn

Answer 5

Directions.

Answer 6

Watch out for the sea gulls wellies (condoms)and the brown birds(turds).

Answer 7

Too many things that float in the sea, ie poo

Answer 8

Too cold!

Answer 9

i wanna come i'll bring lunch home cooked of course

Answer 10

I will go coz I live about 4 miles from an incredible beach.

Who cares if it is cold.

Answer 11

Sorry got to work and then have a doctors appointment in the afternoon.  Have fun!

Answer 12

You shouldnt go to the beach coz your a sock puppet...sorry to say it but...your sock will get wer...i'd love to go down the beach though...at 7..be there :D

Answer 13

Do I look like a beach goer?

Answer 14

It wont be scary if I hold your hand, and those tiny we sea creatures are more scared of a big old bear, and you wont be cold with all your nice snuggly fur!  So, i'll come!  You bring the picnic and i'll bring the wine x

Answer 15

No, YOU come instead!

Northern seas ,down here, are better these days.

Be my guest!

How is the bathing suit of a bear? I can think of a red one with squirrels.  Or a yellow one with bees and jars of honey..

Bring your sun-tan lotion