Why the All Blacks lost the real reason?

Question

Forget about the reconditiong programme, the rotation policy, chokers , etc, the reason the All Blacks lost was because of Dave Dobbyn.

The America's Cup regatta in 2003, the only song we heard was Loyal from Dave Dobbyn.

Rugby World Cup 2003 when the ABs scotred a try, yep, Slice Of Heaven, from Dave Dobbyn. Now 4 years later, Slice Of Heaven from Dave Dobbyn. Prehaps in the next world cup they should play another song and not Dave Dobbyn.

Bring Back Dog

Answer 1

Who knows maybe go back to traditional rugby; using the forwards as our power base.  Apart from that I don't what went wrong again.

Answer 2

I have heard plenty of theories on why we lost, some of them have been quite bizzare, but I think you might be onto something here......

I also heard if you play any of Dave Dobbyn's records backywards he keeps singing  "choke" "choke" "choke" "choke" "choke".

There are definately some subliminal messages in his music. He is destroying our sporting success!! Lets hope they don't play any of his stuff during the netball world cup. Have the Black Caps been listening to it??

Answer 3

Hey you could be onto something there......... Any suggestions for 2011 then?

My picks would be along the lines of:

Fly My Pretties - Let's Roll

Scribe - Stand Up/Not Many

Minuit - Fuji/Menace

Stellar*  - Violent

The Electric Confectionaires - Late Night Shopping Spree

Flight of the Conchords - Business Time, haha

I dunno - it's kinda late.......... and I'm quite sleepy.

Answer 4

I think our players should be allowed to play overseas and still play for the All Blacks. If this was the case then we would get more experience with our Northern Hemisphere ops.

Experience is always a good thing. Maybe Albany should be there for world cup much more parking than Eden Park.

Perhaps we should commission Dave Dobbyn to write a 2011 WCR song.

Answer 5

Yeah man you onto something there!

For the love of all that is Kiwi can they not find another artist on the two Islands that represents NZ as a nation.

What about a bit of Black Seeds....

Anyway there are 4 years to find someone.

B.

Answer 6

You Suck!

Answer 7

lmao..... maybe 'murphy' I think the NZRU should be informed..... its a conspiracy!