Why type of alcohol can get someone drunk the fastest?

Question

I don't care for the taste of alcohol, but I want to get drunk. What type can achieve this the fastest?

I am wanting to do this for my 21st birthday. Please don't lecture me about safety, I don't plan on doing a bunch of shots until I puke up my liver. I don't want to be completely smashed, just drunk.

Answer 1

go straight for the big boy stuff - 100 proof liquors. think shots of yukon jack, bacardi 101 & rumplemintz. they'll get ya done quick!

Answer 2

shots of tequila

Answer 3

guiness

Answer 4

probly any type of mixed drink..just make it stronger.

have fun,

just don't drive =]

Answer 5

Believe it or not, race can play a part, Asians do not metabolize alcohol well at all, and can get plowed on cough syrup. It's not what you drink, it's how much, and what you are used to. If you want to take your time, go with wine coolers, if you want to destroy yourself as quickly as possible, just look for the highest "proof" you can find, and pour it down your throat. If you're a lightweight, it won't take much.

Answer 6

water?

Answer 7

Do a couple of shots. Since you apparently haven't drank before, 2 or 3 in a row should suffice. Let yourself sit for about 15 minutes, and feel the buzz.

For the non-drinker, I'd recommend Polar Bears (1 part vodka, 1 part chilled peppermint schnapps, 1 dash crushed ice), or a Sicilian Kiss (amaretto and Southern Comfort).

If you're not big on shots, mixed drinks are a nice alternative. My personal favourites are Screwdrivers (vodka and orange juice), and the old reliable, the Cuba Libre (aka. a rum and Coke).

Also, a word of advice: If you want to keep your drinks in your stomach, and not on the floor, avoid anything with the prefix "Jager" or "Jack" until you're more experienced.

Answer 8

Kids HA! gotta love  them  try Mad  dog. that junk was made for one purpose. Making kids drunk

Answer 9

well if you dont like the taste of alcohol you dont want anything thats going to get you drunk fast but if you can get it moonshine is the fastest thing around get a large bottle of golden grain pout into a medium size cooler pour two large bottles of hawian punck in with one bottle of sprite then add canned oranges and canned sliced pinnaples you wont taste the alcohol and its gets you super drunk

Answer 10

I think tequila is the best drink to get trashed up just 3-4 shots will do you and a slice of lemon as a chaser nice and simple and you dont have to be drinking a big cup of something that doesnt taste good, tequila is the way to go i think its also one of the best party drinks besides beer,

Answer 11

Pick whatever alcoholic drink you desire. They all contain a fair portion of alcohol. Stick with what tastes best to you. Some people go for the strong juice like a martini which is mostly gin or vodka with a spritz of vermouth. Others go for the "boilermakers " consisting of a quick shot of whiskey followed by a slug or two of beer.While still others go for the fancy drinks, like Cosmopolitans, Manhattans, whiskey sours and stingers whose multiple comsumption will land you on your f***y quicker than  a punch from a heavy weight. Name your poison and a Happy 21st.

Answer 12

Golden Grain or moonshine. Get you ****ed up real quick.

Answer 13

Heaven Hill 100 proof bourbon.  Just one will get you going.

Answer 14

MD20/20 if you can find it!!  Or everclear