Why was my suggestion for the 2012 London Olympics shunned?

Question

I suggested a moustache twitching event, I think the Olympic committee missed a trick here, I feel robbed of a gold medal. They wouldn't even entertain the idea of my other suggestion naked Swedish twin towelling down, again another medal opportunity. It has to be more entertaining to watch than some of the events they have.

Answer 1

  

  Doctor says to Nurse."Nurse will you pass me that big needle"

Answer 2

ROTTER I am trying to ans your question but I can see why no one is ans.. your question because it has no taste @ all, I consider myself to be a pretty sensibly person & It cannot understand one word that you

are talking about, so think of what you are saying & come again OK big man? it is not every men has or want there moustache be twisted and whose medal should be naked? and why don't you put your self on the Olympics board? then you could fix the problems that you see that

need to put right, so you will do that will you?

Answer 3

what about beard trimming

Answer 4

Keep putting in your suggestions eventually they will agree to one or more.

Answer 5

Sorry to say, old chap, that I have a much more luxuriant growth of hair on my upper lip than you have in your avatar and a beard to match it.I can twitch better than you so you can have the silver while I collect the Gold when they see sense and include "twitching " in the games.

  

Answer 6

My dear Rotter, the reason that your sports were rejected was that they were not "extreme" enough.  Apparently, the youth of today demand more novelty.

Perhaps you could combine your events, and have synchronised naked Swedish twins twitching your moustache.  On ice.

Answer 7

I guess those people just don't have your sense of style.  

Answer 8

wow your weird dude

Answer 9

Tis' a shame indeed.

Perhaps an online petition would be appropriate?

Or maybe we shoudl just start our own olympics with real events that are really interesting?

When those silly horse games get the same slot on TV as our Swedish Twin Toweling Down we'll let the ratings be the judge.

Answer 10

My esteemed and learn-ed friend Rotter. I find it abhorrent the gristle-headed goons could overlook such events, have they no stature or breeding?  I believe defeat was staring them in the eye, speaking of eye's, I assume you hold regular towelling down party's at the manor, thus really couldn't tolerate such futile attempts to entertain the gentry such as ourselves, without a little titillation to lubricate the joints.

Should they not be shot, for such a heinous crime, as it appears to be S O P for the local government currently holding the games?

Answer 11

I've suggested Pig Shooting,  Pole Dancing, Fox Hunting and Bull Fighting in the past and had no luck with the Luddites and the IOC.

I feel your pain old chap!

Answer 12

I'm with you all the way, Old Sport! especially the Naked Swedish Twin Towelling, Can I be a Judge! Tally ho! If you do manage to get Moustache twitching as an event, please put me down as I have a luxuriant growth on my upper lip, also a beard, (the clue is in the name!)

Answer 13

Obviously the flaw with having naked swedish twin towelling in the Olympics is that everyone would try to lose the early rounds deliberately so that they could go again in the repechage...

Answer 14

Lol

It is unbelievable that they turned down those perfectly good suggestions.

What is this world coming to?

Answer 15

How true old chap. I am rather fatigued by the sight of colourful leotards. A nice chap in Harris Tweed with an elegant cravat would certainly make a refreshing change.  

Gads! This morning they actually showed beach volleyball.  A bunch of Californian lookalikes jumping on the sand is can hardly be considered as an Olympic sport.  I think my chances of a dominatrices whipping event should also be suggested.  It could be turned into an interactive event with the public choosing a celebrity to be humiliated on the world stage.  I'd be honoured to beat the orange buttocks of that twit Kilroy Silk, for example.  Why, I deserve a medal simply for offering!

Answer 16

because the greedy and chaeating chinese bribed the ioc so they can host the olympics AGAIN

Answer 17

I think your persistence will pay off!

I see a day when you will also win gold in good old fashion pistol dueling....for now , you might want offer your services at the beach volleyball tourneys!