Why wasn't I picked as a VP candidate, I can deliever more votes as I have God on my side.?

Question

Why wasn't I picked as a VP candidate, I can deliever more votes as I have God on my side.?

Answer 1

You need Satan on your side. There are more sinner than saints in the world.

Cheers!

Answer 2

ahem.. your too ... how should i put this.... "big boned" for the camera. remember trading spouses? yeah the camera man had a real hard time trying to get "all of you" on camera so that's why you were dismissed.

lose 350 lbs and run again in 4 years.  

Answer 3

Oh please.. but you are UGLY!!  i MEAN ugly ON THE INSIDE!!

Answer 4

Do you look good in a skirt? Both VP candidates do...

Answer 5

But is Krishna on your side?

Answer 6

You didn't pray hard enough.

Answer 7

Okie Dokie.  Yah right.

Answer 8

Well, um because when we said you needed to be institutionalized, that is not what we meant, dear.

Just to be clear, there is nothing the US needs more than to have God on our side.  But that woman was terrifying.

Answer 9

Having ultimate evil on your side does not make you a good vice presidential candidate.

Answer 10

God is on your side by not letting you get picked.