Why weren't you at the party?

Question

Jenna that is so funny! I just say NO!!

Answer 1

I had better things to do, such as watching the grass grow!

Answer 2

u didnt invite me. :(

Answer 3

because my mom didnt let me go :(

Answer 4

Because there was drugs there.

Answer 5

I was having s*x

Answer 6

OOOPZ!!!!!!!!!! i was too busy getting stoned =(

Answer 7

Did someone say party? Where's the cake?

Answer 8

Because I was at another party =)

Answer 9

The invitation must have gotten lost in the mail....again...lol