Why when I crack a joke, I laugh but People don't?

Question

Is this funny? 1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

Answer 1

what joke

Answer 2

ummm.... it wasn't that funny =P

Answer 3

Why is this funny? Please explain your sense of humour

Answer 4

if this is the example of your jokes then i can understand why people dont laugh but i dont understand why you laugh..

Answer 5

its not funny but if you tell the whole thing really seriously and expect people to laugh then the situation would be funny in an awkward way

Answer 6

not really

Answer 7

No

Answer 8

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, that always throws people off.

and no, that's not funny...

Answer 9

That's situational humour, it's not funny if you just say it like that, it needs something to set the stage and some sort of timeline. Just presenting a list like this is not funny.

Answer 10

hmm.... maybe becuase your jokes are RUBBISH.