Why won't *69 work at my bar?

Question

I tried the service from *69 to try to trace down these prank calls from this punk-a*s kid, but no luck. He's wasting my precious work hours...and my dignity. That little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who he is, I'm gonna shove a sausage down his throat and stick starving dogs up his butt!

Answer 1

Probably because the little kid has an inside source. maybe his Dad is in your bar all the time and broke your phone.

Answer 2

You can file a complaint with the police and then they can look into it and get the number and track the kid down!

Answer 3

LOL it won't work because the world would end if there were no more prank calls at Moe's!

Answer 4

Oh, no...

Dang! Couldn't avoid the visual.

*69 won't work from payphone, if you are trying to do it with one of those.

Answer 5

LOL