Why won't my mother get a life of her own? She keeps peeking her head around trying to look at the computer.

Question

Every time I'm on the computer, she like shoves her face between me and the computer screen so that it halfway blocks it and I can't even see it. I'll be in the middle of doing something, and she'll start demanding things like "CHECK THE WEATHER!! GO TO MY HOTMAIL!! CHECK MY YAHOO MAIL!!" as if the whole world needs to stop so that she can compulsively check her emails every 3 minutes.

And if she's not doing that, she's screaming "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? GO BACK -- I WANT TO SEE THAT! I WASN'T FINISHED READING IT!!!" -- and it's like, I was on here reading an article on MSNBC or TMZ or whatever, and just because she comes over and pokes her head in when I'm halfway through reading it, that doesn't mean that I'm going to sit and wait for her to finish up when I was the one reading it in the first place!

As a matter of fact, she's just came over, and she's sitting here right now as I'm typing this giving me a confused look as if to say, "I don't do that," when in fact, she's doing it right NOW.

Another thing that makes it even worse is when she starts READING ALOUD whatever is on the screen. If I'm typing an email, she'll start reading it out loud (WTF??) and asking me what certain things mean -- "What does that word mean?" ... even more ridiculous is when I'm half-way in the middle of typing a word and she'll go "YOU FORGOT THE 'LY' ON THE END OF THAT WORD" ... uh, no, I'm just in the midst of typing it, so back the **** off for a second.

How do I get her to stop this? It's so irritating. She really needs to just get a life of her own and stop being so retarded.

Answer 1

She will never stop. That's what mothers do. But what I would do, is sit her down and have a talk with her. And say I'm gettiiNq older, and I think you just need to push down a little bit. Work it out.

Answer 2

tell her to get a job . or to go wash the dishes/ no seriously you have to came with an agreement as who is going to use the computer and when tell her you want the computer four days  mon, wend,fri,sat 1/2 of day  and sunday  not to think about it , and she has to respect that or you are going to find some other place to go and use the computer, tell her YOU WANT GOOD GRADES STAY AWAY FROM ME WHEN IM AT THE COMPUTER!!!! FINAL  

Answer 3

1 suggestion Where the F*** is you're dad in all this? if you're close to him try and get him to keep her occupied if that doesn't work get her some friends introduce her to you're friends parents or just stop going on the computer for a bit to see if she gets the point.

Good luck man if she's reading this :P

Answer 4

She's your mother...  She will never stop...  HAHAHAHA...

Get used to it... You'll do it to your kids...  LOL