Why won't they serve beer at the coronation tonite?

Question

I think everyone might need a chaser after they swallow the kool-aid tonite........

Answer 1

Nobody needs even one sloppy drunk starting a fight at an event like this. whoever had the idea its a good one.

Answer 2

Most of them will be too stoned to get a glass to their mouths.

Answer 3

Rather than serving beer, Obama is going to turn water into wine for the masses.

Answer 4

They're on a Greek God motif tonight.  I don't think beer would be appropriate... maybe wine?

Answer 5

Yes, I agree and they do plan on having beer.  With the wave of a hand, Obama will turn the kook-aid into beer.

Answer 6

There's a drink called pink panther p**s and that's what the democrats (especially Ted Kennedy) will be drinking.  It has pink lemon aid kool-aid, wild irish rose whine and pure grain alcohol.  That's why they are always staggering around all night long.

Answer 7

They should have served beer, but too many of the people attending the coronation were under the legal age to drink

Answer 8

Because whiskey is much better