Why wont mother let me bring my girlfriend home , even though I am 47?

Question

I have told mother she is a lovely girl but she has said that will be over her dead body before she will come in side the front door.

What should I do?

Answer 1

thats the problem that u r 47. u gotta bring a wife home not a  girl friend

n leave ur mom alone

Answer 2

so how do you get burns Mr?

Answer 3

sounds like mama is jealous!!!!

Answer 4

You are too young anyway. She is right! Wait until you are 50

Cheers

Answer 5

Because she needs to cut the umbilical cord and you need to move out

Answer 6

do you live with your mum?

if not then it doesnt matter if she doesnt want to meet her.

Answer 7

Have you asked her why?

Answer 8

your mother had to clean up the mess after the last time....she's protecting the poor girl

Answer 9

Are you for real ? get a life

Answer 10

At 47 you should be having women friends, Paedo.

Answer 11

its alright... bring her to my grandmas.. granny loves everybody.. and she makes a mean bowl of cheerios..

Answer 12

move out duh?

Answer 13

Bring your Boyfriend home then

Answer 14

Maybe your mum is scared you will marry too young, lol.

Me thinks you're taking the p*ss ;)

Answer 15

maybe mother is allergic to rubber  

Answer 16

Your name isn't Norman Bates by any chance is it?

Answer 17

Become g*y. Surely she will let your "mates" into the house?  

Answer 18

are you good with dead bodys,seriously!just bring her a bloke,she might feel lonely ;) lol

Answer 19

get your own place

Answer 20

Mothers house, mothers rules. Go to your girlfriends house instead

Answer 21

easy move out get your place

Answer 22

Bring her over when Mom's out at bingo, just make sure to spray Lysol after she leaves you know Mom can smell bad cheese from a mile away.

Answer 23

ummmmmm can i ask one itty bitty question how man girl did you bring home to mommy?  

Answer 24

Because you're 47! You should stay at her place or at the motel!

Answer 25

necrophilia can be dangerous to your health

Answer 26

Is your mother afraid of rats by any chance? Let me in and I’ll keep her occupied while you entertain your woman. You don’t have any cats do you? Oh and make sure your mother doesn’t have a broom or anything else to hit me with!

Answer 27

yer 47. shouldn't you be living on yer own so you don't have this problem? i mean, im not trying to be nasty, but-im just sayin.

X3

Answer 28

Lol @ all the dimwads who didn't get that this was a joke.

Answer 29

Perhaps she knows that your wife won't be too happy about it .. !!..xx

Answer 30

Move dear Mother out of the house.

Answer 31

Don't you have your own house? if so, then you should be in control of that situation.