Why wont my b**ch make me a sandwich?

Question

I keep telling her to make me a sandwich and she never does. She makes plenty of other people sandwiches but not me. Anyone know?

Answer 1

Ha, you sound like my dad.

Answer 2

maybe cause your calling her your *****,i would'nt make you a sandwich eaither

Answer 3

Well that's the rudest, most incosiderate and most sexist question I've heard in a while. You can't just order your girlfriend around like your slave if you want to keep her around, because if she has any sense she'll leave a jerk like you. Sorry to break it to you but the days of women cheerfully doing all the cooking and cleaning around the house while you lie on the couch and twiddle your thumbs is over- long over- so get used to it. And if you can't manage to slap some peanut butter and jelly on a piece of bread then you have some serious issues. Make the friggin' sandwich yourself- you're a big boy. I hope she never gives into your demands  and I hope you realize how disrespectful and idiotic you're being.

Answer 4

i wont make him a sandwich cause he asks for it- haha if its an obligation it becomes not a cool thing to do- soooooooooo patrick. i think you need to get a life- or at least learn how to make your own sandwich

Answer 5

Get your own d**n sandwich @ssh0le  

Answer 6

Because shes waiting on them pigs to fly.!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

Maybe your rude. Be like "I love you so much blah blah ooy gooy then be like I would love it if you make me a sandwich."

Note. Don't use the word *****.

Answer 8

SHE AIN'T YO'MAMA BOY!!! MAKE YOUR OWN d**n SANDWICH!!

Why don't you make her a sandwich B I O T C H !!!!!

Answer 9

Probably because you go on-line & whine about it...plus you call her names.  *tsk tsk*

Answer 10

probably because of the way you talk to her.

Answer 11

Because she doesn't have the right ingredients. If you went to the store and got some more crushed glass, i'm sure she'd be happy to make you a sandwich.

Answer 12

Make it yourself. With that attitude, i don't blame her. Maybe if you "ask'" instead of demand and say please? Where are your manners?

Answer 13

Maybe it's because she doesn't like being called a b**ch. You ***hole!!!  

Answer 14

I believe it is because you act like a pr**k,

Answer 15

Haha she should dump you,you sound like a ignorant piece of ****,and FYI you already asked this question dumb-***.

Answer 16

Ha. I like how people think you're serious.

Answer 17

LOL I laughed so hard when I read this question...

Answer 18

Maybe you could make her a sandwich occasionally and she won't mind doing it in return. Any way who are the "other people" she makes sandwiches for ?  Oh one other thing be nice to her because that "Nutella" sandwich might not be what it seems (woof woof) if you get my hint.