Why would anyone buy Sally's seashells if they could just pick them up by the seashore?

Question

Why would anyone buy Sally's seashells if they could just pick them up by the seashore?

Answer 1

They're lazy or need a tax deductible business expense or hate Sally and like to see her do the work or they are her family and would rather she sell seashells than go on welfare so they buy from her.

Answer 2

Because poor Sally needs the money.

Answer 3

The little wench scored them all early in the morning. Capitalist wretch!

Answer 4

because you can't

find any cool seashells anymore

Answer 5

Youre a tard

Answer 6

She knows prostitution is illegal, but if someone buys a seashell for £50 she gives a free..... scallop?

Answer 7

Because Sallys seashells are clean

and the shells from the sea are not

Answer 8

Sally's seashells. hmmm. My guess would be that the ones she sells are clean, and probably not just your ordinary shell. They probably look cooler than just the average shell you can get on the beach.

In some cases, like me for example, there isn't really a beach nearby and if i ever wanted or needed seashells for say a project or collection, Sally's would really help!

Answer 9

Because those seashells actually belong to Sue.

Sue sells seashells on the seashore.

The shells that sure sells are seashells I'm sure.

Answer 10

I had exactly the same thought as you pal, but Sally has got that market cornered. If you go down to the beach she's there with her basket and her boys and they stop you getting anywhere near the good shells. I thought I was being clever and avoiding her but they caught up with me and stamped on my shells.

Be warned Sally is ruthless and her boys are big and guard those shells well.

Answer 11

Because Sally's been doing it for years.