Why would someone break up with me? I mean honestly.?

Question

Please be sensitive to my fragile heart.

Answer 1

*runs fingers through your hair*

Sssshhh baby.......come here and let Valkyrie love on you.  

Answer 2

Well, you do look just a bit like a gerbil.

Forget him and maybe try to hook up

with Richard Gere.  

Answer 3

im sorry i dont know enough about you to answer this question... but maybe its not you, it could be the other person dealing with their own issues.

Answer 4

have you kept yourself as fresh as a summer breeze, you know, down there, where the buckwheat grows wild?

Answer 5

Because you are a raging *****?

I don't know you, so how can I answer this?

Answer 6

did u forget to shower again?

Answer 7

It's not you, it's him.  Or something.

Answer 8

I can't even begin to top Richard's answer...I won't even try.

I'm attempting to remove the coffee I spewed off the comp monitor at this moment.

Sandy  :O)

Answer 9

Have you been washing your pooter on a regular basis?

Answer 10

The only thing I can think of is that the hair...down there...resembles Buckwheat in a leglock. If that's the case, you could go for the cornrow look...a gangsta cooter. :)

Answer 11

I really dont know.  If I knew for sure you were into girls, and had a nice house with a stable job, and you promised to let Ashley come over everyday and play super mario 2, I would move to Flordia just to date you.  I would never break your heart.

Maybe AJ's right.  Maybe your boyfriend switched teams.  Maybe that tight end turned into a wide receiver, ya know?

Answer 12

A guy would be crazy to break up with you. So there is your answer. Clearly cah-razy!

Answer 13

wonder why? I mean honestly, maybe he did not like your socks or the way you eat . Don't take it so personal!

Answer 14

I've said it before and I'll say it again.  He's a punkassbitchasscrookedassjerk.  And RichC is a total liar because LeRoy liked it when I fingered his booty hole.  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚™Â¥

Answer 15

Its obviously because you hate Leroy.

Answer 16

maybe it's because you have a mouse head? Just guessing.It might not even be true, man. Don't take it personally.

Answer 17

Not everybody knows this, but I used to have cable television with HBO, so I do. When you're in jail, you get to come out for one hour every day to play basketball.

Sometimes people don't play nice, and a basketball comes flying hard at a guy's head....the brain swelling and bleeding that results can cause strange thoughts. That is the time when prisoners do stupid things, like break up with their super-awesome girlfriends or start jailhouse riots.

Answer 18

Did you forget to take your retainer out before went down on him again?

Answer 19

because you ask strangers on the internet for help with relationship issues

Answer 20

aww...it's ok...you're only mean, stupid, idiotic, ugly, smelly... Just think, the worst that could possibly happen to you is for you to die and slow and painful death knowing that the only creature you ever loved rejected you, and having to deal with the misery in h**l, where you will be suffering both externally and internally. That's not that bad, is it?  

Answer 21

A friend told me:

"You're a good person.

I'm a good person.

We have different paths we want to explore.  My keeping you in my life will hold you back from you achieving your dreams, whether you can see this or not.  The same holds true for me.

Go forth and conquer but don't look back."

I wish her well.

T

Answer 22

*runs fingers through your hair*

Sssshhh baby.......love here and let Guido come on you.

Answer 23

Maybe cause u eat too much cheese?

Answer 24

Can you say...Boxcutter and threats.....?

Answer 25

Because you ask questions such as these?

Answer 26

if your hair didnt look as beautiful today as it did yesterday you gotta go. i cant handle someone who isnt as beautiful as me, plain and simple. bad hair days are not allowed to exist.

Answer 27

My dear fragile-hearted lilac blossom,

I ask myself that same exact question every freaking day .....

*sighs*

That and "Why would someone throw a bucket of chum in my face?"

Why....??

*cries for both of us*

Answer 28

Because, Leroy likes BareBack , you dont do that,right

Answer 29

Islands in the stream

That is what we are

No one in-between

How can we be wrong

Sail away with me to another world

And we rely on each other, uh huh

From one lover to another, uh-huh