Decided to paint my door steps yesterday evening. I put a big "Wet paint on steps" sign next to them and lo and behold this woman friend of ours decided to call round literally half an hour after I'd just painted them and she was just standing on one of them waiting for the door to be answered. I said, "I've just literally painted those, didn't you see the sign?" She said, "I know darling, I've just painted mine a few weeks ago".
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