Why would you squeeze a pig?

Question

I just heard this guy say that the word "geek" sounds like the noise when you squeeze a pig. Why would you do that? How does he know what it sounds like?

Answer 1

Duh, you squeeze a pig to make fresh-squeezed pig juice.

Answer 2

He probally has a double life as a farmer that loves pigs. :D

Answer 3

you have to squeeze a pig in order to get a good grip on it - that way, when you hold it upside down so it can walk on your ceiling while you sing "spiderpig," it won't fall - safety first.

sometimes, people carry animals like cats, puppies and even pigs (hopefully when they're still piglets) - and in order to pick up such an animal, you have to squeeze them a bit to get a grip.. yeps..

Answer 4

You have to squeeze them to get the bacon out.

Answer 5

sometimes a little hug doesn't correctly portray your love for pigs. you hvae to give it a REALLY good squeeze hug.

the little sound it lets out is one of joy and love :)  

Answer 6

when you pick up a small pig or piglet, that is the noise that it makes.....that is all there is too it.