Wierd object stuck in my a

Question

I have this triangular shaped object stuck on my bum.

It is about 2 centimeters by 1 centimeter.

It has blue bits on it and it hurts when I rub it.

My wife has one as well.

If we try to peel it off, it bleeds tremendously.

It is in exactly the same place.

We are attempting to solder it off.

What is this?

Snow Man

Answer 1

Yuck..go see a doctor.

Answer 2

Have you both been abducted? This sounds so odd I really don't know.

Answer 3

Is this a riddle? If it is I'm guessing tiny, matching tattoos. If not. Well, my amphetamine riddled mind has no clue what's on your wife's bum(rather think of her's than your's, deal). However, why can't you help each other answer this? Also, I speak from experience when I say if you solder your wife's backside her screams could well have the neighbors calling the police.