Wierdest question ive asked?

Question

i have a scar on my face given to me by an angry ex.

ne way, i met this new girl, and i dont know if she noticed or if it bothers her, but i want to tell her its a scar and not just there, y'know. how can i do that? i dont want to sound like the joker:

"like my scars, wanna know how i got em?"...help, thanks

Answer 1

Say you got it when you were younger during the bulkan wars... You were kidnapped and beaten for weeks before you finally escaped....

It'll get you laid 100%

Answer 2

no need to say if you she doesn't ask.  if she does ask, just say you got it from a fight.

Answer 3

Kill them both, then set their bodies on fire. You'll feel better.

Answer 4

Dont' ever bring up an ex.  If one day she asks about the scar, then tell her the truth.  But unless she asks, don't ever volunteer info about an ex.  She might start a fight with you and ask if you are thinking about your ex, and that's why you brought it up.  Don't rock the boat!

Answer 5

haha ur question made me laughhh

but anyway, oh my goodness i know just how you feel..

cuz i have this scar on my shoulder but it was just because of some stitches that never healed.. anyway so whenever i wear a bathing suit or something, people always look at it and i don't know how to tell them how i got it without them giving me really weird faces.

i think you should just tell her how you got it casually even if you start sounding like the joker. um i would just say something funny about it like "haha i hope you're not the type of person that'll beat me up if i say something stupid cuz this one time......" and then just go into the explanation. it doesn't have to be when she's looking at the scar.. it can be whenever..

anyway hope this helped =]  

Answer 6

Maybe while your with her you could get some food on it or something and just be like oops don't wanna cover up my LOVELY scar (sarcastically) I mean it doesn't have to be that exact sercumstance like if your scar was on your forehead you can't really get food on it but i think you get the idea